Keeping in vein with the bullshit I put my boss through, how fitting it is to have my first post on here be titled 'I remember my first time' doing something. A staple in my office, that phrase gets muttered at least 5 times a day and it never fails to crack me up.
That all said, as I'm coming back from lunch today (with my sammich from Firehouse Subs, I might add), I'm stuck behind a slow-moving silver Camry. This person apparently works in my building, so they make the same right turn into our parking lot that I was making and proceed to drive down the left side of the aisle (yes, it's two-ways). As I stay on the right/correct side of the aisle, I just think those words to myself, "I remember MY first time making a right turn", because it's so damned hard to fit a FUCKING CAMRY in an entrance way that a TRUCK can fit through. SIDEWAYS. Person makes a right to park on P1, I go left to P2, and we end up meeting in the elevator. Indian. Go figure. Was a guy, though, so could have been worse.
My point: How do you get a drivers license driving like that? I would have failed my road test if I had done that shit, but nooooooooooo, these people get free passes to drive like FUCKTARDS and no one says anything? And yes, I was holding my breath in the elevator.
~J
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