Things I learned in Mexico

I was in Mexico City a few weeks ago (early June 2016) for several days and learned quite a bit. I thought I should share:

• They use speed bumps in place of stop signs.
• Beer costs $1, rum and coke $2.
• Mushroom soup > chicken soup
• Cheese quesadillas look like empanadas but are amazing.
• The Japanese ruined peanuts.
• They make their own lanes when driving.
• Mezcal is gross.
• McDonald's serves onion rings.
• There are at least ten duty free shops in the airport. (Literally every 50 yards.)

Enjoy!